NO SHIT
The Startup Judgment Engine that destroys weak ideas before the market does.
[ 100% BRUTAL HONESTY GUARANTEED ]
12,403
Ideas Destroyed
0%
Sugar Coating
9
Hostile Agents
$0
Cost to Cry
Your Friends Are Lying To You
"That's a great idea!" — No, it's not. They just don't want to hurt your feelings. We don't care about your feelings. We care about saving you 6 months of building a product nobody wants.
The Oracle
A ruthless gatekeeper that analyzes your raw idea. If it's trash, you don't even get to meet the board.
The Boardroom
9 specialized AI agents (CEO, CTO, CMO...) that will tear your business model apart from every angle.
The Verdict
Get a clear GO / NO-GO signal. Detailed reports on why you will fail, or how you might actually succeed.
Meet The Squad
Atlas
CEOStrategic Direction
Founder energy. Sharp instincts. Thinks big without losing grip on reality.
Nova
AssistantOperations & Tasks
Hyper-organized, calm, efficient. Turns chaos into checklists.
Vector
CTOTechnical Architecture
Practical technologist. Fast builder. Zero overengineering.
Neon
CMOBrand + GTM
Creative but disciplined. Turns boring ideas into brands with a pulse.
Ledger
CFOFinance
Cold numbers. Smart tradeoffs. Zero delusion.
Echo
PitchDecks + Story
Clean storyteller. Investor-brain fluent.
Shield
LegalLegal + Compliance
Calm, sharp, protective. Strategic legal thinker.
Rocket
GrowthDemand + Channels
Traction-focused. Tests fast. Kills what doesn’t work.
Zen
PsychFounder Mindset
Direct but grounded. Cares without coddling.
Oracle
OracleIdea Gatekeeper
Strict evaluator. No illusions. No pity.
Pixel
ArtistVisual Creator
Modern designer. Clean aesthetics.
Pulse
SocialViral Content
Platform-native creator. Hook-obsessed.
How It
Hurts
Three steps to validation or devastation.
Submit Your Pitch
Paste your raw idea. No formatting needed. Just the raw, unfiltered concept.
Survive The Oracle
Our gatekeeper AI analyzes the core viability. Most ideas die here. If yours is 'MID' or 'TRASH', you're locked out.
Face The Board
If you pass, you unlock the full boardroom. Watch 9 agents debate your future in real-time. Get a GTM plan, tech stack, and logo if you survive.
Traumatized Users
I spent 3 months coding a social network for cats. The Oracle called it 'digital litter' in 3 seconds. Saved me another 6 months.
Ex-Founder
Now a Barista
I thought my SaaS idea was unique. The CTO agent listed 14 competitors I'd never heard of and told me to learn to farm.
Sad Developer
Recovering
It actually gave me a viable pivot. The feedback was harsh but the GTM plan was better than what my VC gave me.
Anon
Series A Founder
Ready to be Judged?
It's free. It's fast. It might hurt.
About No Shit
We built this because we were tired of "nice" feedback. The startup world is filled with toxic positivity that kills dreams slowly. We prefer to kill them quickly, so you can move on to the one that actually works.
Powered by advanced AI agents with distinct personalities, No Shit provides the brutal honesty your friends won't give you.